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April 16, 2005
Will I be shipped to Guantanamo?
Look! According to a biorhythm compatibility site, my emotional compatibility with Osama bin Laden is 100%. Clearly, this means I am 100% susceptible to the visceral emotions he arouses in young men with brown skin. Scary thing is, this may even qualify as grounds under some s3kr1t laws for the current administration to ship me off to the G-Spot (Guantanamo Bay).
For those who are completely unfamiliar with this New Age-y stuff, there are three cycles that govern our behavior: physical, intellectual and emotional. These cycles last for differing lengths of time, and are said to explain the highs and lows you may feel as you go through various days, much like different admixtures of primary colors explain the various colors of light visible to the human eye. The link above has more explanations. It will even give *you* a chance to find you what your biorhythm charts for today say.
Posted by Vishy at April 16, 2005 11:21 AM